Well, even stinking takes practice. "Politics is the entertainment branch of government," A Great American Composer once said. But when the Song and Dance turns into a horror show, what do you do? Exactly, head to Sun Village for some Stravinsky, or maybe a bit of traditional cotton headwear in Albuquerque… Get the picture?
Exiled American Jim Cohen (yeah, it's me. But who else would write this stuff?), Zappalog now of the Portly or Stout variety, presents a German-language lecture on jazz and Frank Zappa that leads from the depths of your subconscious to the Winnebago in Palmdale, narrowly missing Gorman… Get your shoes and socks on, people, before The Annoying Orange makes music illegal or AI replaces them both! You'll be glad you did!
